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    Tuesday, October 21st, 2008
    1:17 pm
    Monday, October 6th, 2008
    3:44 pm
    Wow...crickets
    Y'know...I should post on here more often...even my Deadjournal account doesnt' get much love.

    Instead of posting something substantive, I'll give you a link to some funny.


    Friday, February 22nd, 2008
    11:23 pm
    Shiny!
    The wonderful Stephen Brust has written a Firefly novel under open license agreement and posted it on the web for free download.

    Take a gander...I know I plan to.

    http://dreamcafe.com/firefly.html
    Wednesday, January 16th, 2008
    12:54 pm
    More stolded-ness
    Those that are true have a * in front.

    *Father went to college
    Father finished college
    Mother went to college
    Mother finished college
    *Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor
    Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers
    *Had more than 50 books in your childhood home
    *Were read children's books by a parent
    Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18
    Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18
    The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positively (not so much...generally I'm one of those 'guys your mother warned you about)
    Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18
    Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs
    Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs
    Went to a private high school
    Went to summer camp
    Had a private tutor before you turned 18
    Family vacations involved staying at hotels (I didn't stay in a hotel till I went to GamesDay with Jay and Ben).
    Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18 (guffaws)
    Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them
    Had a phone in your room before you turned 18
    *You and your family lived in a single family house (one of 'em)
    *Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home.
    You had your own room as a child
    Participated in an SAT/ACT prep course
    Had your own TV in your room in High School
    Owned a mutual fund or IRA in High School or College
    Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16
    Went on a cruise with your family
    Went on more than one cruise with your family
    *Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up
    You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family (PAINFULLY aware)
    12:16 pm
    Stolen, I tell you!
    Stolen from Julzlady

    1. Do you like blue cheese?
    Nope.

    2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
    No.

    3. Do you own a gun?
    Uh uh.

    4. Your favorite song right now?
    "Name" by the Goo Goo Dolls

    5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
    Not mine...but when Halo has 'em I do.

    6. What do you think of hot dogs?
    Gross.

    7. Favorite Christmas song?
    Bing Crosby "White Christmas" or "The 12 Days of Christmas" by the Muppets

    8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
    Tea or water.

    9. Can you do push ups?
    Bunches.

    10. Is your bathroom clean?
    It is. I can't abide by the sort of filth that use to live in them in days gone by.

    11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
    Don't really have one.

    12. Favorite hobby?
    Roleplaying. I'm a nerd.

    13. Secret weapon to get the opposite sex?
    ::snerk::

    I lack weapons of any sort to use on the opposite sex.

    14. Do you have A.D.D.?
    Not so much.

    15. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
    I take too much crap from people if it's directed at me.

    16. Middle Name?
    Matthew

    17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
    I really need some pants that fit properly
    My hands are sooooo cold
    I will never be rid of this cough.

    18. name 3 things u bought yesterday?
    Tomatos
    Lemonade mix
    Garlic Powder

    19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
    Water, Lemonade, Hot Chocolate

    20. Current worry right now?
    Paying back the folks I borrowed money from.

    21. Current hate right now?
    LAM having issues that I can't fix for her.

    22. Favorite place to be?
    With my family and friends...where ever it is. Sappy, huh?

    23. How did you bring in the New Year?
    And the Steegs' shindig learning that Ben really wants to have dinner with Muhammad Ali

    24. Where would you like to go?
    Ireland

    25. Name three people who will complete this?
    Too late...they already did.

    26. Do you own slippers?
    No.

    27. What kind of shirt are you wearing?
    Blue short sleeved button up shirt.

    28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
    Sure

    29. Can you whistle?
    Yup

    30. Favorite color?
    Blue

    31. Would you be a pirate?
    Aye!

    32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
    I don't.

    33. Favorite girl's name?
    Don't know, do ya? Too many people could get upset.

    34. Favorite boy's name?
    Hrmmm...Christopher

    35. What's in your pocket right now?
    Wallet, keys, cell phone, chap stick

    36. Last thing that made you laugh?
    LAM (responding to people referring to her first school picture as a Poopin' LAM face) "Yup, I'm sick of that too" in a matter of fact tone.

    37. Best bed sheets as a child?
    Transformers!

    38. Worst injury you've ever had?
    Broken Arm when I was 12

    39. Do you love where you live?
    It'll do.

    40. How many tv's do you have in your house?
    3

    41. Who is your loudest friend?
    Loudest? Hrmmm...Satirenoire.

    42. How many dogs do you have?
    1

    43. How many cats do you have?
    None. (huzzah)

    44.Do you wish on shooting stars?
    Can't hurt.

    45. What is your favorite tv show?
    Heroes

    46. What is your favorite candy?
    Kit Kats

    47. What is your favorite Sports Team?
    Eagles

    48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
    I'm gonna live forever

    49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
    Putting Halo to bed.

    50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
    "How did Lily get into our room?"
    Saturday, December 29th, 2007
    8:23 pm
    Friday, January 5th, 2007
    3:57 pm
    Thursday, November 9th, 2006
    9:40 am
    Misdirection
    Ya'll should really check out my Deadjournal page...it gets updated much more ofteh.

    ::wink::
    Monday, May 1st, 2006
    11:11 pm
    Fear my...fairy-ness?






    Which kind of Exalted character are you?




    .:Fairfolk:.
    A creature of the Wyld, you are foreign to Creation and must devour dreams to survive. You are the embodiment of terrifying beauty, as perfect as you first drempt yourself to be. It's really too bad the dreams of mortals are such fragile things.
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    11:01 pm
    I'd be one fierce chick.






    What Exalted Celestine Are You?



    You are Mars, the Maiden of Battle. Patron of the Shieldbearers, you control the destinies of war and conflict and are revered by warriors and blacksmiths everywhere. You are the most violent of the gods and the most skilled in war.
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    10:55 pm
    Beware!






    Which kind of Exalted are you?



    You are an Abyssal Exalted! As the servant of the Deathlords, your sacred mission is to initiate the living into the glories of the Underworld -- and boy, do you ever enjoy your work....
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    Current Mood: amused
    Monday, April 10th, 2006
    9:05 am
    Slumber party
    Yup...went well.

    Don't know if that makes me happier or sadder...

    But it is what it is: Me being yet another step towards becoming obsolete.

    Current Mood: depressed
    Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
    1:52 pm
    More than I deserve...
    So...Lyssa's been invited to her first ever sleep over party this weekend.

    Oddly enough, she's NOT jumping at the idea for once.

    This is the kid that SO wants to be a grown up that she can hardly stand it...she's driven to a degree that astounds me...to the point that I worry about her from time to time.

    But given the chance to show how much of a big kid she is...she said "But I'll miss my Daddy."

    Kinda gets you right in the chest...especially for me lately.

    Y'see, lately I've been feeling like pretty much everyone I know would choose someone else over me in pretty much every instance I can think of...it's not the same person in every one (my inferiority complex isn't THAT pronounced)...but it really is pervasive.

    And has been bothering me for the last week.

    Then along comes Lyssa with something like this...something completely nonsensical...something that she doesn't even realize...and it sorta fills up that empty spot in my middle.

    She really is more than I deserve.

    Current Mood: melancholy
    Sunday, April 2nd, 2006
    5:56 pm
    Branching out
    So...for those of you on Deadjournal, I also have a spot over there as well...

    http://orklad.deadjournal.com/

    Notice a theme?

    :-P

    Current Mood: contemplative
    Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
    10:53 am
    Last one for today...
    the Wit

    (66% dark, 23% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

    your humor style:
    CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

    I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

    Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

    You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais




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    You scored higher than 84% on darkness

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    You scored higher than 2% on spontaneity

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    You scored higher than 12% on vulgarity
    Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
    10:42 am
    Pie!
    You Are Apple Pie

    You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional
    Those who like you crave security
    9:49 am
    Hrmmm...introspection and stuff.
    ::Name:: Don

    ::Sex:: Male

    ::Siblings:: 3 brothers, 1 sister

    ::Eye color:: blue

    ::Shoe size:: 10 1/2

    ::Height:: 6'2"

    ::Innie or Outie:: Innie

    ::What are you wearing right now:: Black long sleeved shirt, green khaki pants, Doc Marten combat boots

    ::Where do you live:: Baltimore...for now...moving soon.

    ::Righty or lefty:: Righty

    ::Can you make a dollar in change right now:: Nope...rotten vending machines.

    ::Best place to go for a date?: The beach, or drive-in

    ::Kind of pants:: Jeans

    ::Number:: 7

    ::Girls Name:: Can't pick just one...

    ::Drinks:: Iced tea

    ::Sport:: Football, baseball, hockey, volleyball

    ::Month:: Errmmmm...May, I think.

    ::Juice:: Cranberry

    ::Breakfast:: Iced tea

    ::Cartoon character:: Pooh Bear
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    Have You Ever..
    ::Given anyone a bath?:: Yup

    ::Smoked?:: Yup

    ::Bungee Jump?:: Hells yeah

    ::Made yourself throw-up?:: Yeah

    ::Gone skinny dipping:: Yupper

    ::Put your tongue on a frozen pole:: Nope...but got other peoople to do it.

    ::Loved someone so much it made you cry?:: Yeah

    ::Broken a bone:: Many

    ::Played truth or dare:: Yeah

    ::Been in a police car:: Yes

    ::Been on a plane:: Yes

    ::Came close to dying:: Several times

    ::Been in a sauna:: Yup

    ::Been in a hot tub:: Yup

    ::Swam in the ocean:: Not as often as I'd like

    ::Fallen asleep in school: Uh huh

    ::Ran away?:: Yup

    ::Broken someone's heart:: So I've been told.

    ::Cried when someone died:: Yup

    ::Cried in school:: No.

    ::Fell off your chair:: Yup...and they took pictures.

    ::Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?:: Nope

    ::Saved AIM convos:: Yup

    ::Saved e-mails:: Too many, in point of fact.

    ::Used someone:: Yeah
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    What is...

    ::Your good luck charm?:: I don't get good luck, charm or no.

    ::Best song you ever heard:: "Name" by the Goo Goo Dolls

    ::What's your room like:: Looks sorta like a tornado rolled through it.

    ::What is beside you?:: Mojo Jo Jo, MiB Cthulu, and a dinosaur...I'm at work.

    ::Last thing you ate:: Pretzels

    ::What kind of shampoo do you use?: Patnene Pro V
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Ever Had...

    ::Chicken pox:: Yup

    ::Sore Throat:: Indeedy

    ::Stitches:: Nope...not because I didn't need them...but explaining would have been awkward.

    ::Broken nose:: Does fractured count?
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    Do You...

    ::Believe in love at first sight:: Nope.

    ::Like picnics:: Yes.

    ::Like school:: Depends on the subject.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Questions:

    ::What schools have you gone to:: Our Lady of Charity, Northley Middle School, Sun Valley High School, Penn State

    ::Who was the last person you called:: Andrea to say I was gonna pick her up.

    ::Who was the last person you slow danced with:: Lyssa and Genni.

    ::Who makes you smile:: My friends...my kids...y'know, the people you'd expect.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    ::Who Did you last yell at:: Genni...wouldn't stay in bed.

    ::Who was the last to break your heart:: Not gonna share this one.

    ::Who's your loudest friend?:: Hrmmm...Christine.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    ::Do you like filling these out:: They amuse me.

    ::Do you wear contact lenses or glasses:: Nope

    ::Do you like yourself:: Depends on the day.

    ::Do you get along with your family:: Some of it.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Final Questions:

    ::What are you listening to right now?:: U2 "One"

    ::What did you do yesterday?:: Worked, then went to an Italian Restaurant after...it was nice.

    ::Hate someone in your family?:: Most certainly.

    ::Gotten any awards:: Yup

    ::What car do you wish to have:: Something reliable.

    ::Where do you want to get married?:: Disney World...it's an excuse to go there, after all.

    :Good driver?:: I'm a legend in my own mind.

    ::Good singer?:: Horrible...not that it stops me.

    ::Have a lava lamp?:: Uhhh...no.

    ::How many remote controls are in your house: Too many.

    ::What do you dream about? I don't remember my dreams...sort of a trade off I made.

    ::When you last showered:: This morning.

    ::Scary or Funny Movies:: Both!

    ::Chocolate or Vanilla:: Chocolate

    ::Root beer or Dr. Pepper:: I'm a Pepper.

    ::Skiing or Boarding:: That's awful cold

    ::Summer or winter?: Spring

    ::Silver or Gold?:: Silver

    ::Sprite or 7up:: Gross

    ::Coffee or tea:: Tea...coffee is for barbarians. *wink*

    ::Phone or in person:: In Person

    ::Are you oldest, youngest, middle:: Oldest

    ::Indoor or outdoor:: Depends...that's too vague.

    ::Diamond or pearl:: Pearl...especially black pearls.
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    Today did you :

    ::Talk to someone you liked:: Yup

    ::Buy something:: Si'

    ::Get sick:: not really - Nope

    ::Sing:: Yup...badly.

    ::Talked to an ex:: Nope

    ::Miss someone: Yes
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    Last person who....

    ::Was in your bed:: Probably one of my kids...

    ::Saw you cry:: Lyssa

    ::Made you cry:: Nervous breakdown

    ::Went to the movies with you:: Andrea

    ::You went to the mall with:: Andrea and the girls

    ::Said "I Love You" : Andrea

    ::Ever been in a fight with your pet:: Yup

    ::Been to California:: No

    ::Been to Mexico:: No

    ::Been to Canada:: Yes...it's cold.

    ::Been to Europe:: No

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Random.....

    ::Do you have a crush on someone:: Frequently.

    ::What book are you reading now?:: A Game of Thrones by George RR Martin

    ::Best feeling in the world:: Contentment

    ::Future kids’ names:: I think I'm finished with that, thanks.

    :Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:: Not unless the kids bring one with them.

    ::What's under your bed:: Probably lots of cat fur.

    ::Favorite sport to watch:: Football

    ::Favorite Location:: Disney World

    ::Piercing/Tattoos:: Nope...lots of freckles though.

    ::What are you most scared of right now:: Letting people down that depend on me.

    ::Who do you really hate?:: My father

    ::Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with:: Yup

    ::Have you ever cried:: Sure have

    ::Are you lonely right now:: Not currently

    ::Song that's stuck in your head right now: "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses" by U2

    ::Have you ever played strip poker:: Indeed

    ::Have you ever gotten beat up:: Yup

    ::Have you ever been on radio/TV:: Yup

    ::Have you ever been in a mosh-pit:: Yup

    ::Ever liked someone but thought they never noticed you?:: Sure have

    ::Last person you talked to on the phone?:: Andrea

    ::What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?:: Eyes

    ::Your Favorite Food?:: Depends on my mood.

    ::Are you to shy to ask someone out?:: Yup

    ::Hugs or Kisses?:: Depends...

    ::Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?:: Mucho butter and salt.

    ::dogs or cats?:: Depends on my mood.

    ::Have you ever fired a gun?:: Yup

    ::How many pillows do you sleep with:: Several...they're frequently stolen.

    ::Do you think your ex misses you?:: I suspect I've ruined one of their lives they miss me so much...
    Friday, March 24th, 2006
    10:59 am
    Wondering...
    How do you tell a friend that they're making a mistake?

    You think

    You pray

    You hope

    You dream

    But in the end, it's their mistake to make...no matter how much you wish you can stop them from making it, it's there...waiting...lurking...

    You pray that things won't end badly...but if things didn't end badly, would they ever really end?

    You pray that everyone makes the right decisions and can move on with life, better for it...

    But sometimes that's just not meant to be.

    So you wait, biding time till you have to pick up the pieces and try to put them back together again...wishing you could take the hurt for them...wishing you could fix the hole that'll never really be right again if things go wrong.

    Mostly I guess you just have to be there...

    Which means waiting.

    I hate waiting.
    Tuesday, March 7th, 2006
    10:30 am
    Always so odd...
    I've been blamed by a lot of people for not liking visiting with friends after I've left...blamed might not be the best word, really...accused?

    I'm not sure, but the gist of it is that I don't often see my friends from places that I used to live, and there's a really good reason for that:

    I HATE saying goodbye.

    It's hard.

    It aches.

    It's like it leaves a great big empty feeling in my middle that's tough to fill after they've left, and the happier I am to see them again, the bigger the hole to fill when they've left again.

    Freaky, ain't it? The reasonable thing is to avoid that, since that ache-y feeling is one of the worst in the world so far as I'm concerned.

    But I've never been reasonable, so I'll be going up to visit some friends at Penn State that have always had a special place in my heart.

    Yup...aching sucks.
    Thursday, February 9th, 2006
    2:38 pm
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